January102012
Poor Hailey worked a grave last night. Sleepy

Poor Hailey worked a grave last night. Sleepy

November102011

YAY!

For myself and fellow Utahn’s in the Nursing program (second block maternity) we will receive our first contraceptive education. Glad someone is covering this. Too bad its about 8 years too late.

October222011
September152011

Our instructor just took 5 minutes in class to tell us about her and her husband’s argument about whether or not you could control your farts. She found evidence based research proving her right while reading the New England Journal of Medicine during breakfast that found that women who have had third or fourth degree lacerations during birth no longer have the ability to control their farts. #evidencebasedresearchFTW¬†

11AM
“Now it’s time for candy. *teacher pulls out bag of candy* I like to reward those who sit in the front row because…. I sometimes tend to spit on them.” G.B. - Maternity instructor.¬†
September22011
“Women may actually squirt breastmilk during orgasm!” Angela
12PM
“Women during their second trimester may experience multiple orgasms for the first time due to the increased vaginal blood flow…. which can be quite nice!” Angela (Maternity instructor)
12PM
“I can’t shower in front of my husband because he is too sexually attracted to my naked pregnant body.” Maternity Patient- on the topic of sex during pregnancy.¬†
September12011

Our professors just really aren’t funny this semester. Funny quotes will be few and far between.

August272011
The head police officer in the narcotics department gave us a lesson on which was the best kind of pot to smoke.

The head police officer in the narcotics department gave us a lesson on which was the best kind of pot to smoke.

June222011

I know, I know… We’re so boring when we’re not in school. So here is a little something that can be related to nursing… Its a stretch, but pretend because it is the (pronounced thee) funniest thing I have read all week. I was LOLing.

Find hilarious story here.

DISCLAIMER: This is a story about poop.

June182011

Guess who I miss? The Nursing Hunnies. Summer is just not the same!

May112011
Lovers

Lovers

May32011

Rude.

12AM
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